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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 03:42

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
No go.
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Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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share office space ...
Then came..
No, not a chance
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Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Next, they tried...